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Five Things I Learned Working at Google

I worked with Google in 2015, and learned a few “best practices” about how


Failures need to be investigated so you can learn from them and avoid making the same mistake in the future. Any time you create a program there are eventually going to be human errors, perhaps a cavalcade of human errors. Firing the developer for a bug after code-review and QA approved their work isn’t going to fix anything. If there’s an error in the workflow that causes people to step on each other’s toes or causes stress for the team it needs to be discussed to avoid repeating the same problem in the future. If somebody made a mistake they might not have even known, it’s just not possible to predict everything software’s going to face in the real world. Learn from your mistakes, don’t point fingers to find a scapegoat, and shrug — fix it.


Meetings are weekly or as-needed, have itineraries and pre-defined start/end times, and people need to stick to them. Creating an agenda for a meeting in a shared Google Doc allows everybody to put a blurb/links to their issues to discuss during the meeting, and keeps an important log of decisions made in previous meetings. A meeting might go 5 minutes over but not much further, additional time is scheduled if any overflow demands attention, if not it’s pushed to the next week’s agenda. This agenda can even be edited any time during the meeting if something that warrants further discussion comes up. It’s great for avoiding bad meeting formats like “Random Story Time” or “Pages of Meaningless Numbers.” The agenda keeps meetings from rambling, time if a valuable resource, if you want a more informal chat over a game of pool or whatever, schedule a “Sync Up” meeting, you don’t always need a room or a laptop to be productive. Everyone was always available and helpful over Google Chat & all the small stuff got settled without

Google isn’t its Mythology

Google is pretty much like every other company on the planet, except with more of everything. They make a bunch of neat tools (often for themselves first – eating their own dogfood) but don’t have anything super special to prevent problems with clients, communication, workflow, or staffing. Managers and teams have opportunities to discuss and modify how things work, but everybody has their own style and they’re allowed to work with it. There were none of those “brain teasers” interview questions they were once famous for that many businesses still ask. Google banned them because they didn’t help, they had me do FizzBuzz and some regexes.

The Caste System

I’ve read things before about the heirarchy of employees at the big G, but first-hand I saw FTEs, Interns, then there’s TVCs (Temps, Vendors, Contractors) — each gets a different colored badge. Interns get a specific problem to solve. FTEs get to drink beers, ride scooters, invite guests, go to off-site events, and even get Christmas gifts. TVCs get none of that, for legal reasons. I was a contractor, not a Google employee, as part of their orientation I was told I worked “at” and for the benefit of Google, but very specifically not “for” Google. At every single event that the entire office was invited to another TVC would ask if we were allowed to be there, but we were never expelled or reprimanded. Everyone has access to free gourmet meals & unlimited coffee, soft drinks, and snacks.

It’s just business

As a contractor, I had a pretty good idea of when a year contract would expire, but I didn’t know if it’d be renewed or not. I was mistaken in-so-much as my year contract was only scheduled to last 11 months, ending a little over a month before Christmas. I’d seen contractors leave, and some return; so I wasn’t sure what was going to happen. During my last 2 weeks the word was funding for the next year wasn’t determined yet so my contract would not be renewed. My last week I received applause and gratitude for my work in our regular meetings. Not two weeks after my contract ended another staffing firm contacted me for the same position, this time earning a little over of half what I was making before — after all, it’s just business.